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AI analytics

Ask your analytics anything. Trust the answer.

Point an LLM at incomplete, cookie-based analytics and it invents confident, wrong answers. SealMetrics is AI analytics built the other way round — complete cookieless data, a semantic MCP the model can't misread, and private AI hosted in the EU. Ask Claude or ChatGPT your revenue questions and get a number you can defend.

Private AI · EU-hosted · 0 PII

The single source of truth eCommerce signs against

Dreamplace Hotels recovered +30% more traffic vs GA4 and closed a 15–20% gap in sales attribution against their CRM. Palladium Hotel Group recovered 35% of unattributed bookings and improved Display CPS by +165%.

Palladium Hotel Group
Dreamplace Hotels
Acciona
Crocs
Desigual
UNICEF
Casa Batlló
Juguettos
3Cat
Fundación Bankinter
Dormideo
Incapto
What makes analytics AI-ready

An LLM is the easy part. Trustworthy answers are the hard part.

Six properties separate AI analytics you can act on from a chatbot guessing over a warehouse. We wrote the long version in how SealMetrics ships self-service analytics.

The foundation

Complete data

AI is only as good as its input. Cookieless, first-party, 100% of traffic, never sampled — so every answer describes the whole of your traffic, not the fraction that accepted a banner.

100%of traffic, never modeled
The interface

A semantic MCP

40+ named, read-only tools, each mapping one business concept to one canonical metric. The model calls a documented contract instead of guessing at raw columns. Nothing to misread.

40+ toolsvia MCP out of the box
The algorithm

Private AI, in the EU

LENS private AI runs inference on an open-source model (Gemma) hosted by Scaleway in Paris, while your data stays in Dublin. Never leaves the EU, never shared, never trains third-party models.

EU-onlyinference + storage
Your choice

Choose the algorithm

Use SealMetrics private AI, or bring your own Anthropic, OpenAI or Gemini key, or connect the hosted MCP from your own client. Same complete data underneath — you only pick the model.

BYOKor private AI, or MCP
The guardrail

Zero PII, honest answers

Aggregate-only measurement: no per-user journeys, no cross-session identifiers, no multi-touch models. The model cannot fabricate a person because none was ever stored.

0 PIIby construction
The receipt

Answers you can trace

Every answer resolves to a named tool over an explicit period in your timezone, and attribution is last-click at the event level — so you can always see which metric produced the number.

Last-clickon 100% of traffic
Side by side

Generic AI on a warehouse vs AI-native analytics.

PropertyLLM + raw warehouseSealMetrics LENS AI
Data foundationCookie-based, consent-gated (partial)Cookieless, 100% captured
How the AI reads itRaw SQL against unseen tablesSemantic MCP — named tools
Wrong-but-plausible answersHigh — a staging column looks realStructurally constrained
Personal data exposurePossible — raw rows carry PIINone — 0 PII by construction
Where inference runsWarehouse creds to a US modelPrivate AI in the EU, or your key
Data residencyMostly USEU — Dublin + Paris
AttributionWhatever the schema encodesLast-click on 100% of traffic
Time to first answerBuild pipelines + dashboardsConnect MCP, ask in words
Private AI, LENS AI

Your data answers your questions — inside the EU.

LENS AI is the private-AI layer over your cookieless analytics. Inference runs on an open-source model (Gemma) hosted by Scaleway in Paris; your analytics data stays in Dublin. Both in the EU — never shared, never used to train third-party models. Prefer your own stack? Bring your Anthropic, OpenAI or Gemini key instead.

  • Connect Claude, ChatGPT, Cursor or Claude Code via MCP at mcp.sealmetrics.com
  • 40+ read-only tools: overview, channels, conversions, funnels, landing pages, properties
  • Private AI on Gemma / Scaleway (Paris) or bring your own model key — you choose the algorithm
  • Enterprise and Corporate can get a dedicated, non-shared private AI instance
  • Data is complete before 6 AM every morning; dashboards update live when it matters, like a promo-day spike
Claude · MCP · SealMetrics LENS AI

> Sales look soft this week versus last. What happened, and where should I look first?

Traffic held — this is a conversion problem, not acquisition. It's isolated to your /checkout page, where the rate fell mid-week and dragged direct conversions with it, while paid search was unaffected. Revenue loss concentrates in a single category. Start with the checkout page, not the media budget.

→ get_overview · get_channels · get_landing_pages · get_conversions
Who it's for

One AI layer, every role.

CMO

Ask why ROAS moved, get an answer

“Why were sales soft this week?” returns a diagnosis — traffic vs conversion, which channel, which landing page — grounded in complete data, not a modeled estimate.

eCommerce Manager

Revenue by SKU, in plain language

Drill into category, variant and campaign revenue by asking, not by building a report. Every item is queryable — no sampling thresholds hiding the long tail.

CTO / DPO

An AI layer compliance signs off on

Private AI hosted in the EU, zero PII in the data, no third-party model training, a DPA included. The AI never sees a person because none was ever stored.

AI builder

Ship a Claude analyst in an afternoon

Connect the SealMetrics MCP to Claude, ChatGPT, Cursor or Claude Code and let it answer revenue questions directly — the same server can even provision a new site from the chat.

The compliance case rests on architecture, not a certificate — GDPR by design, ePrivacy-clean, EU-hosted in Dublin, DPA included. For the full posture, see security & compliance and how it holds up as GDPR-compliant analytics.

FAQ

The questions teams ask about AI analytics.

Honest answers about AI analytics, private AI, MCP, and what has to be true for an LLM to answer your revenue questions without making them up.

Still have questions? Our team — including the founder — is one message away.

Talk to us

Give your AI complete data. Then trust what it tells you.

Book a demo and ask LENS AI a question about your own traffic. Complete cookieless data, private AI in the EU, zero PII. Thirty minutes, on your numbers.

Built by a founder · supported by a founder · EU-hosted by design